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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:43

Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors